June 24, 2009 62

Soalan Cepumas 7.

By in Soalan Cepu Emas

Hello you all kawan-kawan semua!

Abang hari ni gembira sekali you all! Bukan apa, Abang sekarang bebaaaaz dari masalah, hidup pun boleh dikatakan senang. Walaupun blog ini kadang2 ada comments dari lelaki tak berkonek atau perempuan tak bertetek yang comment macam2, tapi Abang tak pedulikan ajerks.. Hihihi. Biarkan jer la kan? Siapa makan cili dia lah terasa pedas. Macam Abang, Abang tak larat nak makan makanan pedas tau! Zasssss!

You all tau tak, Abang sebenarnya banyak giler dengar gossips yang bukan2. Dari macam2 orang tau! Gossip ni biaserlah, mesti pasal girls, girls, girls. Kadangkala Abang hairan tengok girls yang sanggup buat aper sajer biler nama mula2 nak naik. Takleh percaya tau you all! Tikam sana, tikam sini, cakap tu cakap ni. Yelah, walaupun sepatutnya you all semua tak peduli lah apa yang orang lain cakap pasal you all la kan, tetapi sebagai pretty girl ingat2lah bila you berborak dengan orang, sebab word gets around tau! Tau tau! Ahakz! Dan tahu jerlah kan, girls memang suka pasang mulut. Bahaya!!!

OKlah you all, Abang sebenarnya nak tanya one questionsss ajer.

Kalau ada girl (atau boy lah kalau kamu girl la kan?) yang buat palat sama you, sama ada sedar atau pun tidak (maksudnya, mungkin sebab dia tak faham bahasa atau belum capai umur 34 tahun so dia buat sukati dia jer lah), you all maafkan tak? Ataupun you all potong nama tutup buku? Abang nak tau sangat! (Walaupun jawapan2 you all takkan affect apa2 pun sebenarnya). Buat palat ni kiranya macam cakap buruk tentang you all ker, curi nasi you all ker, benda2 yang you all rasa sensitif dengan jiwa you all la kiranya?

So apa jawapan you all? Jawab tau, jangan tak jawab!

Ahakz!

Nah, rasakan.

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62 Responses to “Soalan Cepumas 7.”

  1. nM says:

    potong nama tutup buku la bro. kasi zasssss sama dia. Nah, rasakan…..

  2. Jo hyphen Ann says:

    Aku boleh bayangkan Aznil Nawawi tengah narrate semua tu.
    Ahakz!? omg.

    I would expect the 34 year old man to be the bigger person and not make it any worse. But what do I know.

  3. haha nak tergelak aku baca entri kali ni

  4. kurap says:

    Bukan mcm Aznil, mcm Azwan Ali saje…kuikuikui. Ntah2 betol x?

  5. miszcrowniq says:

    bla jelah..
    buat pe nk stay ngn org yg dh buat palat ngn kite
    errr..mcm xcaye jer mR.MM tulis entri kt atas tu..

  6. helmie says:

    abg MM ni klako lah…hahahha
    pendapat saya, tak perlu berkasar atau maki..cakap atau tuliskan sesuatu kepada pihak yang berkenaan dengan ayat2 yang membuatkan pihak berkenaan terasa hati. perli ker (tentang kelemahan mereka sendiri)..kemudian potong nama mereka…..zasssss

  7. Eka says:

    ahahaha. zaaasssssss!

  8. yaya says:

    aku maki kan direct kasik luah sme then aku potong nama insan hanjeng tersebut.Sekian

  9. frank says:

    Stupid. That was painful to read.

  10. Azwal Ali says:

    ADA AKU KESAH ???

  11. maafkan je dia tapi tak yah percaya kat dia dah n jauhkan je diri dari dia..

  12. ifreak says:

    buat bodoh je. aku ada jugak kawan buat palat, but, rahsia dia byk kat aku. so aku tak kesah lah. then bila dia betul2 buat hal kaw2, aku sebarkan rahsia dia tu. wahaha.

  13. fa:scinating says:

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! takboleh blah! bak datang nak tgk live ckp camtuuu!!!
    anyway, pada pendapat saya, saya akan mempertimbangkan kenapa ia terjadi, kot karma ke, pasal semua masalah mesti 2-2 side ada salah. dah pertimbangkan, pangkah je. invisible-kan dia.

  14. Al-Kaput says:

    nama pun palat..
    ke tepi kamu, sang palaters!!!

  15. pc says:

    vomit blood woi!

    write abt 10 things you wana do before you die. and also the 10 places you wana visit. I wana do bungeejump anywhere (I’m scared shit of heights) and visit jerusalem :)

  16. Zack says:

    kalau saya, akan buat bodoh & tak peduli. kalau jumpa pun wat tak heran atau pandang 200m ke depan. lama2 dia senyap & malu sendiri. tunjukkan yg sikit pun tak terkesan.

    kalau nak maki and wat palat balik ke dia pun buat habis karan jek. stupid ppl utk stupid ppl jek.

    so being the smart ones, sy hanya layan org yg cerdik saja kuang3x !!

  17. sarahistheone says:

    confront saja. ramai orang suka buat assumption sendiri tanpa dengar explanation.

    • masalahnya di sini kebiasaanya mesti la dia nak deny. sebab dia tak sedar apa dia buat atau apa dia cakap.

      aku panggil ini Penyakit Bobo.

      • sarahistheone says:

        haha apakah penyakit bobo itu? ada masanya kita dah cakap terang-terang dia sakitkan hati kita by doing so and so tapi dia tak sedar. i would want to believe dia buat-buat tak sedar.

        and biasanya orang hanya akan tersedar bila dia kena balik. baru tau langit tinggi rendah.

  18. kaka says:

    gitulah uolls. pangkah pangkah! miss you :)

  19. ioji ^ ^, ) says:

    nape tulisan abg MM kali nie cam dalam Murai.dot com..ape kate abg wat voting..sape percaya nie hasil abang MM atau tak..hmm..gay habis gaya tulisan nih…

  20. hang says:

    grow up.

  21. dyla rosli says:

    depends. bincang dulu. tanya diaorang. kalau diaorang buat palat sebab tak puas hati ke apa, maybe boleh work things out lagi. kalau dengan tak semena-mena je, memang pangkah terus ah.

  22. Peeps says:

    beeedaaaahhhh..mak kannnn…

    adeh tak sanggup aku nak continue..hahah

    buang yang keruh amik yang jernih..chewah.

    sekian

    chowww beedaaahhhh

  23. hapacrita says:

    tergeliat sebentar minda aku baca menda alah tu..

    buat palat balik…tgk camna reaksi dia.rasa buleh jalan lagi..teruskan.Dah rasa tabley bla…tutup buku terus.Banyak lagi buku-buku lain kat luar yang ko bleh buka.

  24. aji says:

    kasi hantiam laa.. cakap sama dia.. babi sama dia lebih kurang je.

  25. N.E.R.D says:

    amboi amboi amboi amboi amboi!! cit cat azwan ali musim ke 15. Zasss!! siap ade lightning.

  26. the system says:

    bila bitch act up, maksudnya dia dah bosan dengan kau dan dia nak belah.

    so dia akan buat peel yang bikin hati ko panassssssssss je…contohnya mcm fuck dengan kawan baik kau.

    semua kat interest level, kalau high, bithces takkan wat hal. kalau low, tunggu masa dia drop je lu. tak kesah la lu ade proton neo baru ke ape. there always someone better than you. lagi2 kalau dia cun. lu lagi masak. unless lu ade E5 atau HUmmer.

    see, duit segalanya disini. more is merrier.

    sebab pe gua tahu? sebab gua been there done that.

    kalau ko rasa selalu sakit hati, dia wat hal, maksudnya kau dalam zone punching bag dia. so dia akan cerita kan groupies bitches die pasal betapa die punching bag dan kau masih merayu2 macam anjing puppy.

    man up, stand up, leave her. be tough…itu pun kalau kau kuat. most of the time guys are too weak nak let go.

    the only reason betina nak kau sebab kau femes, once ko tak femes, atau ade lebih femes dia akan lincah kadok laju2.

    I know all the female tactics….i just can smell it….

    baik lu belah je dari minah tuh. tak worth it. dia nak tinggalkan kau dah.

    what counts most is her actions, fuck what she said, dont ever ever buy words from her.

    dont be pussy, dont be mangina…listen to me you`ll be fine.

  27. dena_r says:

    first of all, muntah darah sial.

    ok igt pepatah melayu kerana mulut badan binasa. but then again you’re already 34, don’t have to stoop to the level of someone who’s younger than you. kalau dia buat palat, dia fool. tapi kalau lu balas balik, you’re a bloody fool. abaikan.
    tapi kadang2 violence is necessary. tanak belasah ke? (utk lelaki la).

  28. the system says:

    women are more violence than men…

    they will fuck you up emotionally and psychologically in ALL possible way until you break and feel fucked up….

    look at the divorce rate man, look at it….numbers are climbing, and im not going to be part of the statistic. find a good girl will ya…this is not a preach, it is just another way of saying to take your head out of your sorry ass and look at the reality of things…

    these party animal female are just fun for fuck, …they will make a bad wife, they cant cook, cant clean and only making endless demand and try to change your wardrobe…you tell me im wrong…fine…

    you are famous now, but the wheel is turning, slowly but surely, once you are out of your prime, out of your game..these bitches who shared vodka glass with you will sure leave. they will leave for another better, famous, good looking, young and financially stable men out there….

    these bitches who hang out a your site,parking names by posting stupid comments are just want to share the limelight you have now. they wear you day in day out like a fashion and just like a fashion you will soon fade out…look at skinny jeans? how long do you think it will last? forever?…there will always be another next big thing and when it comes, that skinny jeans wont have a chance in hell to be famous again….

    there is no victim in relationship, just volunteers….

    • “these bitches who hang out a your site,parking names by posting stupid comments are just want to share the limelight you have now. they wear you day in day out like a fashion and just like a fashion you will soon fade out…look at skinny jeans? how long do you think it will last? forever?…there will always be another next big thing and when it comes, that skinny jeans wont have a chance in hell to be famous again….

      there is no victim in relationship, just volunteers….”

      well said.

    • biasa says:

      “find a good girl will ya”

      perempuan yang baik untuk lelaki yang baik.

  29. Type A says:

    A man deserve what he receives. Takyah nak blame orang lain.

  30. “A man deserve what he receives.Takyah nak blame orang lain.”

    Kepala taik apa nasihat macam ni?

    Apapun, MelMil tak payah la pening2 pikir… kawan tetap la kawan, tapi MelMil buat budak tu macam kawan yang dah semakin halimunan dari perhatian MelMil… Lama2 kalau tak berubah jugak, potong nama dan buang terus dalam tong sampah …

    Nan tunggu Umur budak tu 34 pun belum tentu perangai berubah…

    • the system says:

      “A man deserve what he receives.Takyah nak blame orang lain.”

      maksudnya, dia cakap, padan muka kau melayu minimalis, apa kau kena, sebab kau deserve it.

      this is known as The Male Bashing Technique….

      adding insult to the injury…

      teruk kan? aku salah ke…all the female in your site are bunch of whores and bitches….

      mcm mane kau boleh surrounding kan diri kau dengan betina type cmni. lepas dia cakap kau DESERVED IT pon kau masih bertahan lagi ego kau.

    • “Nan tunggu Umur budak tu 34 pun belum tentu perangai berubah…”

      betul tu sebernarnya. kenapa aku jadi MelMil pulak? MelMin la.

  31. vlad says:

    Kenapa aku rasa aku cam duduk kat planet Zargon?

  32. johndoe says:

    aku tbayang din beramboi bace aala2 bapok

  33. yo says:

    the system is right, get out of your usual party scene and grow up a bit. if u want a grown up gf who can take care of you, you have to do the same.
    i dont know how far are you as a believer but the saying is right, kita akan dapat orang macam kita.
    so if u want a better gf, u have to be a better bf.
    a better believer.

    take care now. <3

    • this is good advice really.

    • frank says:

      yo! i like you. Finally someone with some common sense here. Spot on.

      the system, I really feel sorry for you. Your experiences (assuming that’s where all that anger and bitterness was borne) sounds like a perpetual nightmare. Its scary to know such people exist and live to inflict such pain and bitterness upon others. Its shocking how messed up some people can be.

  34. popye says:

    “look at the divorce rate man, look at it….numbers are climbing, and im not going to be part of the statistic. find a good girl will ya…this is not a preach, it is just another way of saying to take your head out of your sorry ass and look at the reality of things…”

    boleh awak cakap pasal divorce? keluaran seterusnya. umum.
    lelaki atau perempuan to be blamed? do you still believe in love?

    • write about divorce? i don’t think i can without getting myself into some legal mumbo jumbo. so i wont’.

      i still believe in falling in love but being in love is another story altogether.

      • mama_man says:

        you dont believe in being in love. you only believe in what’s in your head. and the more you think, the more you dont believe. Believe me papa, it’s not another story. you closed the book so many times before.

  35. ni says:

    I dunno who you’re talking about, but I imagine it sounds cruel, hypocritical and juvenile to whomever it’s directed to.

    You have some good advice here already. A lot of people seem to care about you. Beats me.

  36. shazman says:

    it’s up to u really, nak maafkan or potong nama. i think u should maafkan, n if u think she’s worth ur time n trouble then jangan potong nama. kalau tak, leave her, man. banyak lagi ikan di laut haha. chill la. have fun. life begins at 40 wakaka

  37. katty says:

    she’s so pathetic. let her be.
    serious i told u!

    people are unpredictable.
    sometimes they think they are good or pretty or smart enough.
    being a terrible princess cat lah.
    like very cute one. manja. bluerk!
    that is so fucking annoying lah girl.

    so mr mm, go on with your life.
    u deserve better! u are not 18 years old.
    trust me. :) good luck!

  38. mahaannoyed says:

    intervention la bro. to err is human.

  39. non-biased organisation says:

    quoting katty “being a terrible princess cat lah.
    like very cute one. manja. bluerk!
    that is so fucking annoying lah girl.”

    MM was in luv with her whatttt before this.. princess cat pun princess cat laaaahhh taaaaakde hallll lahhhh..

    anyways, dena_r was right. “kalau dia buat palat, dia fool. tapi kalau lu balas balik, you’re a bloody fool. abaikan.”

  40. narc says:

    tak maafkan potong nama tutup buku

  41. popye says:

    imma person who believe in good old happy endings, because of my surroundings. But my p.o.v changed after a year of reading your blog, and other cynicals’ also. Drove my bf crazy because of that. Still he survived.
    Do you ever think you’ll end up happy someday?Happy and fulfilled?And lead a happy simple life?

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